1st in my series of slashy BtVS/AtS limericks. A triple helping of sillyness, starring our favourite duo Spike & Xander!!
I was reading Chapter 90 of 'Night of Nights' by Sajinn, (definitely a recommended read, at least one orgasm per chapter guaranteed, sequil to 'Day of Days'), when I was inspired to write a couple of limericks of all things. First time I've ever attempted to write a limerick, so I apologise if they suck *snickers* (pun intended)
Sex, Guys & Limericks I
by
Lady Flame
There once was a vampire called Spike
With whom I really liked to fight
But making up after
I'd have to be dafter
To say 'No' to fucking all night
The limerick below is my favourite of this set of Spander limericks, it creates such nice mental pictures :lol:
There once was a mortal called Xander
To who's needs Spike did like to pander
With a lick, and a slick
He took his whole dick
Now that's a sight worth a gander
Neither of the two limericks above were my very first attempt, that would be the limerick below, which I'm adding as a little something extra...
There once was a vampire named Spike
Who said he wanted my head on a pike
But then came the chip
And now if he wants to squick
He says he wants to fuck me all night
The End
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